practise gripping soap in the shower. In our line of work it may be vital.
You heard it here first folks. I wont lie, its a fear of mine. Yes the Scarecrow is afraid. I practise holding onto the soap every single day, and I use body wash.
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Don’t have a day job. Being a super villain is a 24 hour a day job and you are NOT Clark Kent.
No one wants to be Clark Kent. Nobody.
I wish I could get away with not having a day job, but I don’t make enough capita otherwise.
That’s another from @GothamBane https://twitter.com/#!/GothamBane
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Dont use your personal credit card when ordering stuff online for the next diabolical plan.
Were super villains, not our unmasked selves. No point in confusing the two. Yes you may have better credit as a real person, but that makes tracking your purchases easy. Who are they going to look at when you bust out your new transmatter ray and all the ID numbers on the items trace to real you?
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Always keep a slower than you kind of lackey about. When the going gets tough, the slow get left behind.
This tip also applies to zombie apocalypses and any other situation that has you running away.
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If your shoes have laces, theres a good chance one day they will be untied when you dont want them to be.
I have that problem even when I’m not up to no good. In line at the grocery store, walking the dog, even tying my other shoe Ive noticed the first is untied. Strange
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Make sure to hire idiot goons. They don’t have to be good, just dumb. Someone has to take up the bats time while I think.
Calling out the Bat in a tip eh Bane? @GothamBane https://twitter.com/#!/GothamBane
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ALWAYS have an escape plan. If stuff gets crazy and your running around get the heck out!
@GothamBane is busy putting these things out faster than I can get to them and upload them :p. Dont worry I have some coming after aha. Heres his Twitter https://twitter.com/#!/GothamBane
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Do not take off the mask. Will it hurt? Yes….. For you.
My mask actually came off and blew away in the wind today. Embarassing.
Thats another from @GothamBane Do not take off the mask. Will it hurt? Yes….. For you.
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Sleep with your eyes open. It doesn’t help, except for the fact that it scares the crap out of people.
Never tried it out, but I have been told I actually do that sometimes. I dont know, Im asleep.
That bad boy comes from GothamBane https://twitter.com/#!/GothamBane
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